cyberf43:

lakevida:

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

catgirl-kaiju:

“where do you see yourself in 10 years?”

bed

(via vanitybecomesme)

ursweetestvalentine:

i dont care (this affected me deeply and made me cry for several hours)

fairycosmos:

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

aropride:

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

pinene:

google you gotta relax

grillmasterxbbq:

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

princessmo:

people with siblings love saying shit like “you never played first degree murder knife chase?”

dotshaft:

radiofreederry:

rnjsus:

20int0wis:

radiofreederry:

Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”

solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars

Have you thought of just. Not falling.